|Back when I was young, well-rested and had perky boobs.|
Wait, no that's not right.
I'm taking a little break because I'm freaking exhausted and I just need some rest. Too bad I'll still have to parent my children.
I'm excited about 2015. There's no reason for this, seeing that I'm still going to be spending every single day with my children, but a woman can hope that something new and exciting will happen, right?
I'd like to tell you that I have incredibly exciting plans for ringing in 2015, but let's get real here. I have two kids and hiring a sitter for New Year's Eve costs more than I made throughout my entire acting career. I have misty watercolor memories of the days of old when I used to go out on NYE, but I have a sneaking suspicion it's going to be a long, long time before I get to party hearty on the last day of the year again.
The good news is that I may be a big loser now, but I still have some pretty cool friends from my past life. Sure, I'm currently a yoga-pant-wearing, unshowered mess, but there was a time when I used to go to the hot clubs and stay up late and was actually cool. Hard to believe, I know.
My end of the year gift to you is a playlist for your super sexy Stay-at-Home New Year's Eve from DJ Hesta Prynn. You guys, she's an actual DJ who spins at cool parties for Vogue and Girls and Christian Louboutin(!) and she's my friend. For reals. I used my incredible powers of persuasion to get this talented lady to put together a playlist just for fans of the ol' blog. It's not available anywhere else and it's designed to make your New Year's Eve party-worthy even if it only involves you wearing pjs and eating goldfish crackers on your couch.
Who cares if you haven't showered in three days? These tunes are going to get your still-sporting-my-baby-weight ass off of the couch and have you grooving in your living room. You'll feel like your old, pre-children self. You'll dance! You'll drink! You'll hook-up (with your spouse)!
Just remember to take an aspirin before you go to bed, because for some annoying reason even though it's (almost) 2015 no one has managed to figure out a way to get children to sleep past 7am.
Happy New Year! See you in 2015.