|Stitch Fix: because nobody should walk around looking like this.|
My December fix came last week, which means that I not only have some new clothing in my wardrobe, but that I was forced to take a shower and put on makeup for the sake of reporting back to you, dear readers, on the winners and losers in this month's box.
One of my favorite things about Stitch Fix, other than the fact that it keeps me from having to actually go shopping, is that every box includes a personal note from your stylist as well as a nifty guide on how to style each of the pieces in your box; complete with photos. I love this feature because I'm a total fashion idiot and it makes it so much easier to figure out what I can wear with the goodies in my box. I'm actually thinking about adding some corkboard to the back of my closet door so I can refer to my style cards whenever I get dressed - keep your eyes out for that home decor hack in a post coming early 2015.
Here's what I got in my December Box:
FYI: The cute black pants I'm wearing in all of the photos are the ones I got in my first box. You know, the box that I didn't get around to photographing for you guys. Yes, you can converse at length with my Mother about how often I disappoint you. I promise, it will be a lengthy discussion.
Skies are Blue Embroidered Top $68.00
I actually think this top looks pretty cute on me, but I just can't get past the fact that it reminds me too much of my childhood spent in Berkeley and it makes me feel like I need to stop shaving my legs and start wearing patchouli. I'm sure that if I'd had a normal upbringing I probably would've kept it, but I'm scarred from spending my formative years drinking aloe nectar and burning sage. RETURNED.
LA Made Tatum 3/4 Sleeve Striped Tee $48.00
I LOVE this shirt. It's insanely comfortable, looks pretty cute on, and is loose enough to disguise my post-baby belly. If my stylist sent me a box full of only different versions of this shirt I would buy every single one. In fact, I've worn this shirt for the last three days in a row; I'm still trying to decide if that's something of which I should be proud or ashamed. KEPT!
Moon Collection Knit Drape Front Cardigan $68.00
I was really feeling this sweater when I put it on, but then the Hubby said that he hated the print and that I looked like an old lady living at the Shalom Retirement Hotel. Since I'm going more for "hip, urban Mom" than "geriatric bubbe", I (reluctantly) sent it back. RETURNED.
Mavi Gold Ruxin Distressed Boyfriend Jean $128.00
First of all, I think we can all agree that based on the look on my face in the second photo it's pretty obvious why my modeling career never took off. This pair of boyfriend jeans was super cute and quite a bit longer than the ones from last month's box. Unfortunately, they were ginormous. This is a size zero and they were totally falling off of me. I'm sure I could've had them taken in by my trusty tailor (every woman should have a great tailor), but that would add to the cost of the pants and by the time I actually got a chance to go to the tailor distressed boyfriend jeans would probably be out of fashion. I'm beginning to despair of every finding a flattering boyfriend jean that fits. Sigh. RETURNED.
Splendid Maggie Cut-Out Scoop Neck Tank $68.00
If you follow me on Instagram then you're all too familiar with my love for Splendid. I'm pretty much obsessed with their incredibly soft clothes both for me and for the kiddos. This shirt was one of the few pieces of Splendid apparel that did not ring my bell, so to speak. I love the way it looks in the back, but I just don't think it really did anything for me in the front. Plus the fabric wrinkled really easily, which is not a selling point when you have two children and most of your clothes spend more time on your floor than in your closet. RETURNED.
A trend seems to be emerging of my keeping one item and sending the rest back, but I am holding out hope that one of these months every single item in the box will look amazing on me and I'll have five new items to add to my wardrobe. Plus I really want to take advantage of that 25% you get when you keep everything that comes in your box. What can I say, I'm a sucker for a sale.
Look, it's almost a new year, which means it's time for a new you - why not sign up for Stitch Fix and get some clothes that look fantastic with your new outlook on life? I promise you'll regret it a whole lot less than you regret sleeping with that one sleazy frat guy in college.