Misadventures in Gifting: Holiday Gift Guide 2015

Thanksgiving is Thursday, so hopefully you've ordered your turkey, stocked up on wine, and picked up your Xanax refill.  Of course, right after you're finished stuffing your face and giving thanks for all the blessings in your life, the Holiday shopping madness will commence; because nothing says "holiday spirit" like coming to blows over Tickle Me Elmo.

Hanukkah starts on December 6th, so if you're one of the Chosen People, you're really going to have to hustle to get all of your shopping done in time.  The good news is that I've done most of the hard work for you and you won't have to endanger your health or your sanity braving those black Friday sales.  I've got something for pretty much everyone on your list, and here's the best part: you don't have to leave your couch to do your holiday shopping.  So take off your pants, pour yourself a glass of wine, and start spending your spouse's money.

All Amazon links are affiliate links, so I'll get a small commission if you purchase any of those fabulous items.  Think of it as a little Hanukkah gift to yours truly for entertaining you this year.

For the Little Chef in your Life:

1) Kitchen Helper 2) Slice and bake cookies play set 3) Personalized plates

4) American Girl baking sets 

Because Kids have an attention span of three minutes:

1) Micro Mini Scooter 2) Indestructible Nursery Rhymes 3) Don't Break the Ice
4) Candy Matching Game 5) Foreign Language Blocks
6) Bookroo book subscription* 7) Wild Bingo 8) Kinetic sand
*My gift to YOU is $4.00 off your Bookroo purchase! (automatically applied at checkout)

For the woman in your life (AKA, YOU):

1) Cool Mom mug 2) Dirty Hippie T (perfect for me!) 3) The best smelling soap
4) Initial cuff bracelet 5) Custom address stamp 6) Fringe Clutch

7) PJ Salvage thermal jammies 8) Hair tie bracelet 

For the Renaissance Man in your life:

1) Key ring 2) Vince slip-on sneakers 3) Charging station 4) Portable bike repair kit 5) Scrabble mug 6) Popcorn bowl

Because when you have kids you need booze (and practical stuff, too):

1) Carry on cocktail kit 2) Kinsa smart thermometer 3)Instant hot buttered rum 4) Popsicle Maker 

5) Monthly cocktail subscription

For those people who DIY and watch The Food Network:

1) Pebble measuring tape 2) Sage Living 3) Modern Mix 4) Kitchen stand for iPad
5) Waffle maker with washable plates 6) Mark Bittman's Kitchen Matrix

Happy Thanksgiving, my lovelies!  May your holiday be filled with moist turkey, fattening sides, and plenty of good wine.

xoxo