Tuesday, September 8, 2015
The Muffin Man starts preschool tomorrow.
After all of the trials and tribulations, and all of the shopping, the day has finally arrived. Honestly, there were some days when I didn't think we'd make it to the finish line. But here we are...sort of. Now begins the transition period, which means that Noah goes to school and Mommy goes with him.
For one to to two weeks.
Basically, for the next 7-14 days, while Noah is inside his classroom covering himself in paste and singing the Itsy Bitsy Spider, I have to sit outside on a hard wooden bench "doing my work". Call me crazy, but I don't find a preschool play yard to be an optimum work environment, even with free WIFI.
Oh, and let's not even get started on how I'm not really sure who's going to watch the Little Lady while this whole thing is going down. I'm just trying to stay positive and remind myself that it's only for a short time and that I can have wine at the end of the day.
This is all a long winded way of letting you know that I'm taking a forced vacation from the blog for the next week. You'll still be able to find me on bitching about parenthood on Twitter and Facebook, and posting ridiculous photos on Instagram, but you'll just have to survive without all of my long form parenting screeds for the next few days.
I'm sure I'll make up for it with lots of incredible stories now that we're officially Preschool Parents.
G-d help me.