Monday, March 17, 2014

Congratulations! It's a...

My sentiments exactly, buddy.
We had an Earthquake early this morning, which was almost as jarring as finding out that WE'RE HAVING A GIRL.  G-d help me, folks, but I am so not prepared to be a Mother to a child with two X chromosomes.  I'm just a teensy tiny bit concerned that this is going to be the Universe's way of getting back at me for being such a terror as a teenager.  If this child is even half as wild and out-of-control as I was, I should just check myself into the nuthouse right now and call it a day.

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