When you order your creepy 3D fetus, you can choose a light, medium or dark skin tone and whether you want to have the arms and feet waving in the air or curled up in a classic fetal position. Oh, and don't forget to decide whether or not you want baby's private parts on display or discreetly hidden. Whichever way you decide to go on the genital front (pun intended), your baby sculpture will arrive safely nestled in a satin-lined box that looks disturbingly like a coffin.
Already given birth to your baby? Not to worry! If you hung on to your ultrasound images you can still order a 3D fetus! Thanks, but I think I'll pass. I'm pretty sure I can come up with enough conversation topics to negate needing a plaster fetus sculpture hanging out on my coffee table.